100 meter Daesh
Because they hate French press!
Exe
Because it was covered in sheet
A seizure salad.
A ROMAN CATHOLIC!
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.