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What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

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What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

How does ISIS cool down in the summer time?

In a blow up pool

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What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

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What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

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How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

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What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

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What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

What is the Islamic State's favorite crime?

The Dine-and-Daesh.