What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

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What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

How does ISIS listen to its favourite tunes?

On a boombox.

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What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic?

Llamanated

Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

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What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

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How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

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What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

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What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh