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What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

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What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius?

ISIS

What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.

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Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

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What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

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How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

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What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

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What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh