What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

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What does ISIS call wine snobs?

Zinfandels!!!!!!

How does ISIS listen to its favourite tunes?

On a boombox.

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How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

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A girl scout that got hit by a car.

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What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?

Being black.

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What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

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The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

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What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

Daesh many.