What do you call it when ISIS soldiers ...

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What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

What did one ISIS militant teacher say to their most successful student?

You da bomb.

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How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

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What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

Where do terrorists go when they're on the run?

Apparently, they go everywhere.

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What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

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