100 Meter Jokes

How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

War Jokes More War Jokes

What is a snowman's favorite book?

War and Frozen Peas!

How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed...

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

10 Second Jokes More 10 Second Jokes

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

When is 100 less than 99?

On a microwave.

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

Vodka Jokes More Vodka Jokes

What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

What do you call an Arnold Palmer with vodka?

A John Daly

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

Why was the bottle laying down?

Someone flipped it.

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!