100 Meter Jokes

How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

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What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

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What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

Why do pigs run from medicine?

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How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

What would you call a Russian invasion of Alaska?

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What's another word for cinnamon?

Synonym.

What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

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What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.