They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.
The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.
100 meter Daesh
A shootout.
Leave the plunger in the toilet!
Synonym.
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
In a blow up pool
Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!
Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas A: He could feel his presence!
Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.
Even dry farts feel like wet farts.
My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.
End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
Someone flipped it.
At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.
