They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.
The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.
100 meter Daesh
You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again
They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them
A wind tunnel!
You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.
Three wars
Tell them its almost over
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
Water...
I turned MY student loans into vodka...
Grey Moose
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)
They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed
By bearing straight
Because Chernobyl fall-out.
