They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.
The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.
100 meter Daesh
Don't touch this.
ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR
Covers tracks
The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper
Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;
Antelope!
A John Daly
I turned MY student loans into vodka...
You a cinnamon.
Synonym.
He was convicted of fragrancy.
They both slowly remove clogs.
He had loco motives!
A Pikachoochoo.