They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.
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The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.
100 meter Daesh
Being black.
End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
Chernobyl fallout
None according to the Russians.
It's counterproductive
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
Cinnamon buns.
Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.
Because he was always spotted.
You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again
Lots of training.
None stupid crusader, that's a job for the hostages!
Skin color.
The millitree.
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