What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

Deterrent.

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Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why should you wash your hair with counterfeit feces?

Because it's sham poo.

Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

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What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

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What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.