What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

Deterrent.

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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

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What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

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What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

What do you call it when a statistician secretly gives out clothes?

Discreet uniform distribution

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What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

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Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

Deterrent.