What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

Deterrent.

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What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

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How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves!

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What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat!

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

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Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

What letter has to wait in line the longest?

Q

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Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.