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What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

Deterrent.

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What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

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How does a Reaver clean his spear?

He puts it in the Wash.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

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What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas?

Clothes but no cigar...

Why isn't there a Superpig?

It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.

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Why did the doggy cross the road?

To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

Deterrent.