Deterrent.
He used conditioner on them.
One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year.
If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??
I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.
Children Disney Store clerk: Yes.
Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.
Dude, your is hanging out
Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
They both fear the wurst
