What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Why is Bill Cosby like the The Wizard of Oz?

Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs

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What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

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What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

What does a Fire cracker and a duck have in common?

They both Quackle!

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What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary