Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

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Whats the difference between a cat and a comma?

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Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

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What is a ducks favourite drug?

Quack

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What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine