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What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.

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What drug problem?

We get drugs pretty easily!

Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't!

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What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

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What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

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Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......