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What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

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What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse.

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What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

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What do you call a duck on a rampage?

Amok

What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

A duck

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What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!