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What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

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When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

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What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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What did the duck say after it split the atom?

Quark! Quark!

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

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What is the only type of folder that can make you sick?

Salmon Manilla

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!