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What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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What's Wayne Static's relationship with drugs?

I SEE IT!** ooooohh **I NEED IT!**(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo#t=1m24s)

How did michael hutchence take his drugs?

Inxs

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What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

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What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies....lol...

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What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

What are the three types of men?

The handsome the caring and the majority.