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What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

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What do Greeks use to listen to music?

Spartify

Why is it more expensive to use air pumps nowadays?

Inflation

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What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

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What does a duck say when it goes to the doctor?

Quack

What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.