What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

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How do trees use the Internet?

They log on

What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

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What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

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What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.