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What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

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What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

Cod Jokes More Cod Jokes

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cod! Cod who?

Cod red-handed!

What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

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How did the mystic respond when asked what he's doing tonight?

Your mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Why do old people read the Bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"