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What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

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Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

How did Princess Aurora catch her prince?

She became a sleeper agent

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Why is CoD like women?

Search and Destroy.

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!

What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.