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What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

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How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

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What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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Why don't you ask your sister?

But I don't have a.........oooooh.

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.