What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

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What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cod! Cod who?

Cod red-handed!

What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

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What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.