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What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

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Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

Whatever's the matter?

Asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

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What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cod! Cod who?

Cod red-handed!

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How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans