What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

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What did Mulan's grumpy elderly friends say when they caught her with Li Shang?

Get off Mu-lan!!!

How do you catch a WiFi?

With an ethernet!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cod! Cod who?

Cod red-handed!

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,