What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

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What did the left tower say to the right tower?

I gotta catch a plane

How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

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What did the sick fish say when he got sick?

I've cod a cold.

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.