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What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

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How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!

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What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

How many times does a blonde laugh at a joke?

Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.

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What's better than a joke on /r/Jokes?

The inevitable comment from

What's the most important part about telling a joke?

Your PUN-unciation

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What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

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What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (: