What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

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Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

Why are farmers cruel?

They pull corn by the ears.

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How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

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What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who?

Don't cry, it's only a joke

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What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original) A Porcupine!

What kind of tableware do gym trainers use?

Pilates

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What is a Squirrels favorite joke?

A-corny joke.

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.