What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

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What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you!

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What kind of doctors are like spiders?

Spin doctors!

What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

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What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.