What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

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Why did the Farmer win a Nobel-Prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again.

How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a couple of test tickles...

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Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

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What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

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What is a Squirrels favorite joke?

A-corny joke.

What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!