What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

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What do you call a farmer in the army?

E.I. G.I Joe.

How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

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What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

What does the Sergeant of the Knowledge division always tell his troops to get?

In formation

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What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

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What kind of tree barks?

A dogwood!!

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

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What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!

What is a Squirrels favorite joke?

A-corny joke.