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What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

Because he can't see through the wall.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

Corny Joke Jokes More Corny Joke Jokes

What should I buy for dinner?

I see frozen peas are cool this time of year...you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke.

What kind of jokestuff do farmers like?

Corny jokes.