What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

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Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

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When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

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How do you tell jokes?

Repost

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

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What is a Squirrels favorite joke?

A-corny joke.

What kind of jokes do farmers like?

Corny jokes.