Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
In the foliage.
Because he was always out standing in his field.
Shirley you can't be Sirius.
He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)
You cant-elope!
Bad memory.
They cantaloupe
Yes! But we cantaloupe.
Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.
It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.
He said he can't elope.
A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...
Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
A minister! Courtesy of a patient.