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Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

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Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!

How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

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What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!

Disappoint Jokes More Disappoint Jokes

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Elope Jokes More Elope Jokes

Why couldn't the melons get married?

Because they can't elope.

Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

Prize Jokes More Prize Jokes

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Minister Jokes More Minister Jokes

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!