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Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

Because it was always running out of the pen.

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Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyonce.

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Me: I've never been that hungry.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

Disappoint Jokes More Disappoint Jokes

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

How do you disappoint a redditor?

Repost

Elope Jokes More Elope Jokes

What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

Prize Jokes More Prize Jokes

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Why did the scarecrow receive a prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Minister Jokes More Minister Jokes

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.