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Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

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Why did Helen Keller try lsd?

Because she was told it makes you see things!

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They were trying to keep their German market.

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Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

They got married in the spring.

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When you marry her as a billionaire.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

Disappoint Jokes More Disappoint Jokes

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

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They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

Elope Jokes More Elope Jokes

Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

Why were the boy and girl melons depressed?

Because they can't elope.

Prize Jokes More Prize Jokes

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Why did the scarecrow receive a prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Minister Jokes More Minister Jokes

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!