Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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How did the farmer move his cows?

In a mooving van!

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The plot.

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I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it!

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Their best

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They got married in the spring.

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Because he's married.

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Because they cantelope!

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Melon-collie!

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Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

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Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

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Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

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What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!