Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

How do you define a farmer?

Someone that's outstanding in their field.

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What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage?

Trying to look upset.

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

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Pre-nup brittle.

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He had a fear of commitment

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Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

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Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

Because Santa came early!

Elope Jokes More Elope Jokes

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

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Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Minister Jokes More Minister Jokes

What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!