Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
The farmers milk them dry.
E.I. G.I Joe.
1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.
Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.
Marry her.
A melon
Because they just cantaloupe.
Because Santa came early!
He thought the ad said '24 carrots'
Because they can't elope.
He told her he *can't elope*.
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
A minister! Courtesy of a patient.
