Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

Why are farmers so wealthy?

Because their stalks are always growing.

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How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

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Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!

Disappoint Jokes More Disappoint Jokes

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

How do you disappoint a redditor?

Repost

Elope Jokes More Elope Jokes

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

Prize Jokes More Prize Jokes

Why did the scarecrow receive a prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Minister Jokes More Minister Jokes

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!