Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

Why did the farmer get an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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He's from Team Rocket

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

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Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

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Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

Because Santa came early!

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

Elope Jokes More Elope Jokes

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.

Prize Jokes More Prize Jokes

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Minister Jokes More Minister Jokes

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!