They both cantaloupe.
Because they cantaloupe...
Because they can't elope!
Because they cantaloupe.
Because they cantaloupe
Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.
It was a cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
A wet melon.
Because they cantelope!
You cant-elope!
Melon and Broccoli!
Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
Because they're cantaloupes.
Because it cantaloupe.
Yes! But we cantaloupe.
I don't know but they cantaloupe.
A Watermelon...
Dyslexia.
Cantaloupe)
Cantaloupe.
Because they just cantaloupe.
Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(
They cantelope.
Yes but we cantaloupe.
The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.
They cantaloupe.
Because they can't elope.
Melon D'OH
Because they cantaloupe!
They can'telope!
Get tested for dyslexia.
A melon
He said he can't elope.
He told her he *can't elope*.
We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.
Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.
We Can't Alope
Because he cantaloupe
They cantaloupe
Melon-collie!
Because it means they *cantaloupe*
Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.
Melons, because they can'telope.
You're dyslexic.
Because they were cant elopes
I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.
Because the trees break wind.
One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.
A tree has limbs.
A melon collie!
Because freedom rings
Because they won't believe it.
A song called "My Corona"
A bear faced lyre!
She thought the apple was poisoned.
It can't catch fire underwater... I think.
Bob
Fondue
One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon