They both cantaloupe.
Because they cantaloupe...
Because they can't elope!
Because they cantaloupe.
Because they cantaloupe
Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.
It was a cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
A wet melon.
Because they cantelope!
You cant-elope!
Melon and Broccoli!
Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
Because they're cantaloupes.
Because it cantaloupe.
Yes! But we cantaloupe.
I don't know but they cantaloupe.
A Watermelon...
Dyslexia.
Cantaloupe)
Cantaloupe.
Because they just cantaloupe.
Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(
They cantelope.
Yes but we cantaloupe.
The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.
They cantaloupe.
Because they can't elope.
Melon D'OH
Because they cantaloupe!
They can'telope!
Get tested for dyslexia.
A melon
He said he can't elope.
He told her he *can't elope*.
We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.
Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.
We Can't Alope
Because he cantaloupe
They cantaloupe
Melon-collie!
Because it means they *cantaloupe*
Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.
Melons, because they can'telope.
You're dyslexic.
Because they were cant elopes
Romeo and Ghouliet
They were in a relationship!
A minister! Courtesy of a patient.
You get Talibanned
A hot potato.
Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!
Amanda Lynn
A farmer
Nobody nose!
An alcoholic.
You don't know man, you weren't there!
Think about it.
A snowfake.