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Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

What insect runs away from everything?

A flee!

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What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!

What do you get if you water a melon?

A wet melon.

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Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp