Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

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Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.