Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea?

It runs in his jeans.

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

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What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

Cantaloupe)

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

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Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!