What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they got married?

Feyonce

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

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Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.