Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

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What do you get if you water a melon?

A wet melon.

What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

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Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp