What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

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What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.