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Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

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Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

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Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.