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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends...?

Because he's married.

How long you two been married?

It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.

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Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

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What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

What do you call a sterile fruit?

A cantaloupe.