What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

What would Al Pacino be called if he marries Daenerys Targeryen?

Khal Pacino.

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Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

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Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...