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What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

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What type of dog is always amazed?

A Chi-WOW!-ua

What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A

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Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

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What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

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Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.