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What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

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DruPal

What type of dog leaves a mark?

Shar pei

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What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Romeo: New phone. Who dis

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Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

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What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

Who's there! Cantaloupe! Cantaloupe who?

Cantaloupe with you tonight!