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What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

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What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

What type of animal browses Reddit?

Karma-vore

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Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

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Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

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What do you call a sterile fruit?

A cantaloupe.

What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe