What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

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What type of alcohol do they put in bomb shots?

Allah-lcohol

What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

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What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

What's a monsters favorite play?

Romeo and Ghouliet

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What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

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Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

What do you do if life gives you melons?

You're dyslexic.

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.