What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

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What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

What type of cheese is strong?

Shredded cheese.

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What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

Cantelope

What's a monsters favorite play?

Romeo and Ghouliet

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What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

Cantaloupe.

What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

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Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.