What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

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Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

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What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

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What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

But you cantaloupe!