What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

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What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer?

A sore finger.

Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

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What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Romeo: New phone. Who dis

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What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

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How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

Melon-collie!

Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

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What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.