What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

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How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Romeo: New phone. Who dis

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What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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Why do melons always have well planned weddings?

They can'telope!

What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

Cantaloupe.

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Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!