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What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

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What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

What's harder the softer it gets?

Typing withw my peniuasd 9damnit!)

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What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

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Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

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What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.