Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

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What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit?

Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the melons decide to have a wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

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Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!