Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

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Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

How did the fruits get married?

They Cantaeloped!

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Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

Where do rabbits go after their wedding?

On their bunnymoon.

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What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.