Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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Why did the melons decide to have a wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why people cry during the weddings?

They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

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What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.