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Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

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What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

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Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

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Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!