Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

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What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

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Why people cry during the weddings?

They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

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Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!