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What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

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Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

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Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates

What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

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What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

What kind of goat did Houdini have?

A scapegoat.

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What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

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What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A cramberry.