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What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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Who was Tupac married to?

His Thug Wife.

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he's married.

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Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

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What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.