What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

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Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College?

Because they were bard.

Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

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Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

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What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

What kind of insects to secret agents like?

As told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

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Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit?

Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!