What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.

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Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

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What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.