What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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What did Jay-Z call Knowles before getting married?

His biance

Why do divorced men get married again?

Bad memory.

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What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

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What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.