What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

Previous Random Joke Next

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!