What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.