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What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.