Fruit Jokes

A STRAWberry....I'll go...

Fruit of the Womb

No, you cantaloupe.

The fruits of her labor.

Fruit of the tomb

Fruit can't talk

A Cantaloupe.

Because fruit flies

Drive a bus through a pride parade

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

A Cantaloupe.

Just peachy.

A promegranate.

A palm-agranate!

Papayas See, you're confused right?

Durian durian! im sorry

Jeffrey Dahmer!

Cantaloupe...

The Devil's advocado.

Be nice to him.

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

They Cantaeloped!

A Cramberry!

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

Because he ate five fruits a day!

13 blackberries and 5 apples

He can turn fruits to vegetables

Elton John in a coma.

A cantaloupe.

What's tomato with you!

Lettuce, pray.

Fruit of the womb.

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

A cramberry.

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

Because they cantaloupe.

Because they cantaloupe.

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A fruit by the foot

Quran-berries

Melons, because they can'telope.

Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

OC Cantaloupes.

He has to grin and bare it.

You're dyslexic.

What everything looks like.

A little bear!

He only sold left wings.

Because he's two radical.

It was a high school.

He can't, it's impawsible.

Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

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What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

What did the banana say to the orange?

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

Why a fruit doesn't walk?

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What kind of fruit can't get married?

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

How's the fruit?

What fruit worries teenagers the most?

What fruit fits best in your palm?

What fruit makes you confused?

What fruit can't get married?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?

What is the tastiest liquid in a fruit?

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

How do you make a fruit cordial?

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

How did the fruits get married?

What do you call a fruit that procrastinates?

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

Why is Mike Pence magic?

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit?

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Which fruit can never get married?

Why did the fruit leave office?

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

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