A pearrot
A STRAWberry....I'll go...
Fruit of the Womb
No, you cantaloupe.
The fruits of her labor.
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
Turnip
Fruit of the tomb
Fruit can't talk
A Cantaloupe.
Because fruit flies
Drive a bus through a pride parade
A Cantleope
BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE
Cant-elope
Cantaloupes
Just peachy.
A promegranate.
A palm-agranate!
Papayas See, you're confused right?
CANTELOPE
Durian durian! im sorry
A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair
The IV Drip
Jeffrey Dahmer!
Cantaloupe...
Elton John in a coma.
The Devil's advocado.
Be nice to him.
A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.
They Cantaeloped!
A Cramberry!
A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.
Pears.
Because he ate five fruits a day!
13 blackberries and 5 apples
One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.
He can turn fruits to vegetables
A cantaloupe.
Cantelope.
What's tomato with you!
A chairy.
Lettuce, pray.
Fruit of the womb.
Cantaloupe
He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.
A cramberry.
Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion
There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.
Because they cantaloupe.
A cantelope
Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.
Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"
Cantaloupe.
Oc Because he cantaloupe.
Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A fruit by the foot
Quran-berries
Melons, because they can'telope.
Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.
A Coconut.
I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.
OC Cantaloupes.
Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?
She is allergic to nuts.
Because of the vas deferens.
Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:
Because the marketing department cuts itself.
Owl
Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww
North Koreans have no Seoul.
An impeach.
Ca ba?
A well educated Barista
I'll tell you later.
Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!
Pupil: Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!