Fruit Jokes

What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

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What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

A STRAWberry....I'll go...

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Fruit Jokes

What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

Love

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

What did the banana say to the orange?

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

Why a fruit doesn't walk?

I Love Pizza & You

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

What kind of fruit can't get married?

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

How's the fruit?

What fruit worries teenagers the most?

What fruit fits best in your palm?

What fruit makes you confused?

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What fruit can't get married?

What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

What is the tastiest liquid in a fruit?

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

How do you make a fruit cordial?

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

We've Got This Love Thing Down

How did the fruits get married?

What do you call a fruit that procrastinates?

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

Why is Mike Pence magic?

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit?

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Which fruit can never get married?

Why did the fruit leave office?

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

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