What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

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Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

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Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

What's next - people marrying dogs?

Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

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What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

What type of rock is this?

It has many layers compressed together.

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What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies