What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's married.

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

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Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

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What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

What fruit fits best in your palm?

A palm-agranate!