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What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe