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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

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Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

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What's black and married to my daughter?

Nothing because I'm a good parent.

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

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Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

Cantaloupe)

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What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.