What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

What did Jay-Z call Knowles before getting married?

His biance

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Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

What do you can a pessimistic antelope?

A cantaloupe

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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.