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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

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What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

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Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

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What type of computer sings well?

Adell.

What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em

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What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.