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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

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Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

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Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

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What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

What type of wind is named after a young deer?

Foehn

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What do you call a pessimistic melon?

A cantaloupe

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

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Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!