Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.
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In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)
Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel
In case you get a hole in one.
Because she was his relative
Go on a bunnymoon
Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.
We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.
Because they cantaloupe!
They cantaloupe.
Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!
Because they can't elope!
