Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.