Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What's black and married to my daughter?

Nothing because I'm a good parent.

Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

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What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.