Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.