What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

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Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...