Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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How do rain drops marry?

They coalesce

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

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Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

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What's a nun's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...