What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

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What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

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What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.