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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Feyonce

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Melon and Broccoli!

Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

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What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

Who's there! Cantaloupe! Cantaloupe who?

Cantaloupe with you tonight!