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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What do you call it when you dream about getting married?

Bed wedding.

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

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What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

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Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.