What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?

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Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

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What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.