Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

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Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

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What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.