What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

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Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)