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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe