Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

Which one is married?

The one with the wedding ring YOU SICK-O!

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How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

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Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.