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What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

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What would Al Pacino be called if he marries Daenerys Targeryen?

Khal Pacino.

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

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What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.