Punchlines that got married and settled down.
Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke
Because they cantaloupe...
No, you cantaloupe.
Marry it.
Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!
Because he's married.
Because he found his honey.
Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.
It was a cantaloupe.
The Antelopes.
A Ranged Marriage
Avril Labean
Khal Pacino.
Because they cantaloupe.
Because they Marry Christmas!
There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.
They don't want to!
You cant-elope!
A Cantaloupe.
Feyonc
Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
She had a 19" rack.
A Cantleope
Cant-elope
Cantaloupes
A minister! Courtesy of a patient.
It e-loaf-es!
Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.
Because she was his sole mate.
I don't know but they cantaloupe.
They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.
Ruthless.
Because they cantaloupe..
So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.
CANTELOPE
He had a fear of commitment
So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.
Antelopes
Fiance
Cantaloupe...
Because she was his relative
Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.
Antelopes.
He married his cousin.
Prime mates
His biance
Both are yelling at the same kid.
Because she married Mr. Softy!
Anteloping.
They cantelope.
Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.
Ruth-less.
They Cantaeloped!
His Feyonce.
Marry it
Pre-nup brittle.
GG.
Nothing because I'm a good parent.
Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
Wednesday
Because they can't elope.
If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.
Feyonce.
He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.
Marry her.
SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!
Me: I've never been that hungry.
They lived harpily ever after!
Ant-elopers.
Feyonce
Because he's Blind Married
A cantaloupe.
They always get cold feet!
Fiancee
Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.
Because he was married.
Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.
Because opposite poles attract
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Marry her!
To avoid criticism and comparison.
Because the sun is hott.
Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend
Because he was married
They had a wedding reception.
Edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT
Because they had a crush on each other!sna
They coalesce
Bad memory.
Because she never marries the best man.
Because she was a cute angle.
Get divorced.
Because it cantaloupe.
A place were crows go to get a drink!
The milky way!
The human race.
You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.
Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.
Watch the Parking son.
Because consoles can't ketchup.
Spaghetto Ba-dum tss.
Because the trees break wind.
It gets toad away
Literally dozens.
Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it
Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!
In a pellet court!
She sat on it.
They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV
