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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he's married.

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How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

Asking for a friend

Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he was married.

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Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

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What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.

What is Stevie Wonder's favorite key to play in?

C minor