Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?

Because it wasn't their Destiny.

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!

Why did the chicken cross my wife?

Because I ran her over in the street.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

Chicken Foot Jokes More Chicken Foot Jokes

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!