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Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Where do Pandas live?

On the road to Extinction.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

What type of gum does a Buddhist perfer?

Enlightenmint! More Gum Jokes!

Chicken Foot Jokes More Chicken Foot Jokes

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.