What's a pirate's most favorite letter?

A letter of marque(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letterofmarque).

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What are a pirate's least favorite letters?

D, M, C, and A.

What's the pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...

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Where's the middle of nowhere?

It's three letters in. "H".

Why did the letter arrive wet?

Because it had postage dew.