What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

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English Jokes More English Jokes

Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?

A frog with hiccups!

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

English Language Jokes More English Language Jokes

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

"Nobody's perfect!"

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What kind of letters would you send to capital cities?

Capital letters.

What is the difference between a human dad and a moth dad?

Two letters.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why is Charlie Sheen always seen smiling?

Because he's so damn positive!

Why Don't I Have Laugh Lines?

Because I never smile.