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What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

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What is Black, White and Red all over?

My English Monologue Draft...

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

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What's the longest word in the English language?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What are the two saddest words of the English Language?

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How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

Why did the letter arrive wet?

Because it had postage dew.

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Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

Why do Retirees smile all the time?

Because they can't hear a word you're saying!