What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

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Why are teenage girls so much better at English than boys?

Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.

Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

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What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

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What is the longest word?

Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

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What are the two saddest words of the English Language?

What party '

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

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What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?

LO

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.