What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

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What's an English geologist's favourite fruit?

A pomegranate.

Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

Because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

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Why is the LSU football team like my car?

They both used to have Les (less) Miles!

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

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Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

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What is the most awesomely amazing word in the English language?

Anticlimactic

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

"Nobody's perfect!"

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How can you spell chilly with two letters?

IC (icy).

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail!