Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.
They both used to have Les (less) Miles!
A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."
Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Stone.
Because it is the capital of England.
Because they're baked..
Gladiator.