What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

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When did the 100 years war get serious?

When the English got Crecy

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

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Why is the LSU football team like my car?

They both used to have Les (less) Miles!

What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

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What is the longest word?

Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

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What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

What are the two saddest words of the English Language?

What party '

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What is the difference between a human dad and a moth dad?

Two letters.

What two words have the most letters?

Post office.