SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!
A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."
Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.
Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.
Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!
Red
Accommadate I hate me for this..
Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
A Christler.
This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.
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Through sine language.
Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.
Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)
It did snot want to be late
The registration of the car that ran him over!
They don't like getting close to the net!
You can't tuna fish!
