SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!
A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."
Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.
Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.
Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!
Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)
An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.
The Master Baiter.
They Swim-fast.
Because all the kids have to play in side.
It's a no-fly zone.
Dam!
It was completely runed.
Plane English.
Q: What do you call someone who speaks two languages? A: Bilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks three or more languages? A: Multilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks one language? A: American
Crossfit
Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.
