SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!
A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."
Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.
Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.
Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!
Stop hating yourself, stop hating yourself!
Sycamore trees!
Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)
Chee-zits I made this up. Thank you, thank you...thank you so much.
Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
Fish and ships.
Fish
Because they can't elope.
Running into one could really ruin your day.
Jesus. He went for the cross
The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast
Through sine language.
Because she'd never be able to learn the language
