What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

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Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

How much is a $1,000,000 Bill worth?

Nothing! You can't use it anywhere!

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What is Jesus' favorite mathematical operation?

The Cross Product

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

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What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment?

There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.