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What version of windows does Jesus use?

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Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat?

Damn E-mails!

Why don't they have phone books in China?

Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

What is Jesus' favorite mathematical operation?

The Cross Product

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Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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What do you call the version of google maps without pac man?

Pac Man-free Ver.

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!