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What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

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What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

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What do 12 year old Mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

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Why was windows 10 afraid of windows 7?

Because windows 7 8 9.

Why was Windows Vista afraid of 7?

Because Windows 7 8 9.

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What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

What is it called when a man molests with each release?

Per version.