XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)
Starbucks
An im-paw-ster.
He was well hung and super into cross fitting!
A manual.
Because 7 ate 9.
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
Per version.
Pac Man-free Ver.