What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

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Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.

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Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

What do you call a nun in space?

Dead.

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What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

FINNISH HYMN!

What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

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What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Flappaccinos.

Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.

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What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

What's the currency in space?

Starbucks