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What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

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Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

So she could use it as a mirror.

Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

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What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

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What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

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Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.

What, I'm Asian?

Slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

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What's the currency in space?

Starbucks

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.