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What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

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How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

Why does the U.S. Navy use powdered soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!

What do you call a potato in space?

Spudnik

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What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles!

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

What do you call 2 White Girls + A Starbucks?

Basic Math

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Currency Jokes More Currency Jokes

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt"?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager