What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

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What cheese is used to block online streaming?

Edam

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

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What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

Starbucks

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What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks