What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

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What do you call an angry shopper using bad words?

A cussomer.

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

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What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

What do you call someone who is iffy about cleaning lawn games?

A wishy-washy Washer washer.

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What kind of car does a ghost drive?

A boogati!

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

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Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

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What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.