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What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

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What type of transporter does Mr. Scott use?

A Beemer.

How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

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What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

How much does it cost to clean up Germany?

About 6 million.

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What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Where's the soap?

Yes, it does." she replies.

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What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)