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What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What kind of cat should you take into the desert?

A first aid kitty!

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

What's the worst part of being bipolar?

The fact you love it.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.