What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What is a Mexican's favorite sport?

It used to be cross country but now it's rock climbing.

What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.