What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

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What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

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How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire.!

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What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.

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What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

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What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch?

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