What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

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How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

What language do bill boards use?

Sign language.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

Why did the cat go to the doctors?

Because it wasn't feline well

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What did Euler see in the toilet?

Natural log

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

What is the name of the martial arts discipline that the anime girl that you are in love with practices?

Wai fu.

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What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign 'Clean Washroom'?

He cleaned it!

How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.