What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue!

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign 'Clean Washroom'?

He cleaned it!

How does Google clean their facilities?

They use Google Mops.