What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!

What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign 'Clean Washroom'?

He cleaned it!