When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

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Why was the astronaut so sore?

He had a buildup of ga-lactic acid.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

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Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.

Why can't you try someone for grave digging?

Because it was found on the ground.

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When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

Why didn't the spaceship take off?

Becuase it was astronauty