When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

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How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

What do you call a black man in space?

An astronaut.

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When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

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Why didn't the spaceship take off?

Becuase it was astronauty

When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.