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When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

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What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

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How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

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When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

Why didn't the spaceship take off?

Becuase it was astronauty