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When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

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What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space.

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Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

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When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

Why didn't the spaceship take off?

Becuase it was astronauty