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When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

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What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

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Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.

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When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

Why didn't the spaceship take off?

Becuase it was astronauty