When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

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What do you call a donut that is out of this world?

Astronaut-----

Why is it hard dating an astronaut?

Because they have space issues.

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What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

What did the 3 holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well

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When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

Why didn't the spaceship take off?

Becuase it was astronauty