When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

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What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

What do astronauts get?

Missile toe

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Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

Where does biggest potato grow?

Under the ground.

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Why didn't the spaceship take off?

Becuase it was astronauty

When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.