What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground

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What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!

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What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.

What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

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What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.