Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?
They held the telephone wires off the ground.
King's Landing
Grounds for termination.
The Ground
They throw silverware on the ground!
Littering.
Ground and federal expresso
They are always full of seed.
The ground!
Because he was grounded.
Because it's grounded.
In the ground.
Noone cares.
Because it was s knotty pine!
Well, well, well
Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.
Grounding
1 Terrahertz
You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.
Because he was grounded!
Because he reached terminal velocity.
They're grounded.
The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)
His grades were below sea level
Under the ground.
You're grounded.
He felt the slack in his dog's leash.
It's your fault!
The beans are always under-ground.
Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.
Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.
An eggplant.
Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."
Because you can't bury them in trees!
None
The rest of your life.
Hippocampus!
Your career
Grounds for termination!
Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"
Me: How do you know what weed smells like! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy
Barium.
Because it was two-tired
Spits*
Stay grounded.
The leash goes slack.
When they're astronauty.
Because it was found on the ground.
Because you can't bury them in the sky!
DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"
Because they were under-ground.
It didn't have any pickups
Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.
Pin its other hand to the ground.
She was trying to find the lowest prices
Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression
Because that would be "grounds" for termination!
Sinkhole de Mayo
They know people will blow them.
A dead centipede.
A fruit by the foot
Because it was grounded.
When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.
That's grounds for divorce!
The electrician knows where the ground is.
There close to the ground.
The ground.
Bob.
Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.
Darth Vader: I felt your presents.
Slanta Claus.
Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.
They stop delivering.
To scare off Cat burglars!
He rubbed him the wrong way.
Because they can't reach the top shelf.
Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in French and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.
All of them
I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.
A little plaque.
A PALM TREE!!!
