Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...
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One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.
Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?
They held the telephone wires off the ground.
King's Landing
Grounds for termination.
The Ground
They throw silverware on the ground!
Littering.
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Ground and federal expresso
They are always full of seed.
The ground!
Because he was grounded.
Because it's grounded.
In the ground.
Noone cares.
Because it was s knotty pine!
Well, well, well
Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.
Grounding
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You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.
Because he was grounded!
Because he reached terminal velocity.
Throw it on the ground and tampon it.
They're grounded.
Shoot him before he hits the ground
The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)
His grades were below sea level
Under the ground.
You're grounded.
He felt the slack in his dog's leash.
It's your fault!
The beans are always under-ground.
Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.
Shoot him again.
Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.
An eggplant.
Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."
Because you can't bury them in trees!
None
Hippocampus!
Your career
Grounds for termination!
Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"
Me: How do you know what weed smells like! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy
Barium.
Because it was two-tired
Spits*
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible)
Stay grounded.
The leash goes slack.
When they're astronauty.
Look at all that ash...
Because it was found on the ground.
Because you can't bury them in the sky!
DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"
Because they were under-ground.
It didn't have any pickups
Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.
Pin its other hand to the ground.
She was trying to find the lowest prices
Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression
Because that would be "grounds" for termination!
Sinkhole de Mayo
They know people will blow them.
A dead centipede.
A fruit by the foot
Me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous
Because it was grounded.
When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.
That's grounds for divorce!
The electrician knows where the ground is.
There close to the ground.
I thought Asian women couldn't drive &#3232&#3232
The ground.
Dunno, they're just a bit shady.
Moved the trees closer together.
Claude
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann
Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.
Crumbs!
The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive
Is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See
He received a T minus.
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
The rest of them will write Perl
Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.
They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.
A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.
