What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas?

A Headphone

What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

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What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

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What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

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Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

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When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

When his hand caught fire!!

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"