What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

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What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?

A cold.

What did the pervert get for Christmas?

A partial in a pear tree.

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Why would you ask me for directions?

You just saw me walk into a closed door.

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

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Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

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What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.