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What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

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What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

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How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No

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What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him moody.

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What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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Why is Pinocchio so good in the bedroom?

He nose what he's doing

How did Pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.