What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

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What happens to you at Christmas?

Yule be happy!

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

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Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

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What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice.

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What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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Why would Pinocchio make a bad criminal?

He wasn't cut out for this.

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"