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What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

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What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas?

A better son.

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When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

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What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

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What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"