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What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

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What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

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How Do You Make A Blind Man Angry?

Give him a basketball and ask him what it says.

What about a nice cream pie?

She asked. "Except that." I replied.

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What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

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What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

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When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

When his hand caught fire!!

Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.