What happens to you at Christmas?

Yule be happy!

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What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

What did one snail say to the other snail?

It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas?

A Headphone

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

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What happens to you at Christmas?

Yule be happy!

What's a Mathematician's favourite Christmas pudding?

Yule ln!