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What happens when you put the Energizer bunny's batteries in backwards?

It keeps coming, and coming, and coming...

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What happens when you put the Energizer bunny's batteries in backwards?

It keeps coming, and coming, and coming...

What happens when you put the energizer bunny's battery's in backwards?

He keeps coming and coming and coming.