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What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up!

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What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet

Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

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Why did they stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

What did the big chimmney say to the little chimmney?

Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

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What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up!

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.