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What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up!

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Why aren't you working?

Me: I didn't see you coming!

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

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Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking?

It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

Because lions only understand.rars

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Where is potatoes?

This winter is very cold. Family is starve.

What's the opposite of a somersault?

A winter pepper.

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What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up!