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What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

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Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

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Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

They could get chapped lips!

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What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up!

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.