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What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why can't Pirates spell the alfhabet?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRgh

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

Why Are Germans Buried 20 Feet Underground?

Because deep down they're real nice

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What did Jack Frost say at his climax?

Winter is coming

Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis

Treasure Jokes More Treasure Jokes

Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?

Because he was a little shellfish.

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.