What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

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How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in trees!

What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks?

Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What did the cow say in winter?

Oh my god. I'm Friesian!

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

Treasure Jokes More Treasure Jokes

Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?

Because he was a little shellfish.

What's a bear's favorite kind of treasure?

Bearied.