What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego

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To remind them why there's no money in it

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Disney Movies still touch kids

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Because of all the sand which is there.

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The reposts on reddit.

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What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.