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What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

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Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

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What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

Not enough sand.

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What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

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What did Carmen's mom say when Carmen dropped her waffle in the sandbox?

Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo

What's the hardest kind of waffle to find?

A Carmen Sandy Eggo