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What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What if I buried it in the yard?

Me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's the tallest building in the world?

A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)

Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

Waffle Jokes More Waffle Jokes

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

What's the hardest kind of waffle to find?

A Carmen Sandy Eggo