What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego

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What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids?

Jose and Hose-B

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

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Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in the sky!

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Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

Why will you never go hungry in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

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Why isn't /u/JokeExplainBot here anymore?

There aren't jokes here. There are reposts here.

What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture?

Dad jokes

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Why was the waffle jealous of the pancake?

The pancakes was flattered.

Where'd I drop my waffle?

At the beach in San Diego.