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How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What do you call the smallest Superman in the world?

Quark Kent.

Why are topologists on a world of their own?

They think on a whole different dimension.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

Ah wait, i can't remember the rest

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

How does a Narcissist change a lightbulb?

He holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around him.

Congress Jokes More Congress Jokes

What's the opposite of progress?

Congress.

Whats the difference between Congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!