How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the most exciting sport in the world?

Camping. Its in tents.

What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

How many recruits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

What did the conceited man say while he stood on the North Pole?

The earth revolves around me.

Congress Jokes More Congress Jokes

What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?

No fee--If No Recovery!

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).