How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Who has the easiest job in the world right now?

Joan Rivers' embalmer.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

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What did the man say while holding a square clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb?

Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.

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How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

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How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

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How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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What's the opposite of progress?

Congress.

What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?

No fee--If No Recovery!