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How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

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How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him

What did the conceited man say while he stood on the North Pole?

The earth revolves around me.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

How does a Narcissist change a lightbulb?

He holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around him.

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

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How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?

He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

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How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb?

Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

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How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder.

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How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

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What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

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What Does Reddit stand for?

Reddit: Re-Downvote Downvote it.

What do you call a group of people standing in the Arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

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How many /r/jokes reposts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Apparently a lot, because that lightbulb still isn't screwed in.

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

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How did Camelot get its name?

Guinevere liked to hump a lot.

What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

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What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.