How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

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What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?

She sneezes.

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What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

Wait at a buzz stop!

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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

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What do you call a flesh light powered by your smartphone?

IFap

How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.