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How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.

How do you know that you are a redditor?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

Wait at a buzz stop!

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What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise

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What do you call a flesh light powered by your smartphone?

IFap

How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.