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How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

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Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

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How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.

How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

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How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.