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How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

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What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

When I see a "How am I driving?

Sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

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What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

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How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.