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How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

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Why cant programmers tell the difference between Christmas and Thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

Why did the cowboy get a daschund?

Because someone told him to get along little doggie.

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What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

What's the difference between young girls and photographs?

After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.

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How did The Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

What do you call a flesh light powered by your smartphone?

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