How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

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Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

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What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

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How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

RIP post

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Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.