How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

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How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

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How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

How do you make a rabbit stew?

Keep it waiting.

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What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

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How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.