How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

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How could you tell that the figure skater was a mathematician?

Because of the Fibonacci sequins.

What do you call it when a baby tells you off?

A fedis.

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Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

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Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

What do you call a flesh light powered by your smartphone?

IFap