How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.

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How many Dave Matthews fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

There are Dave Matthews fans

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

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How many Will Ferrell's does it take to change a light bulb?

One, AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!

What was the car doing in the dressing room?

Changing attire.

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What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.

How did redditor heckle the stand up comic?

The real joke is always in the comments!

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How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.