Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.
You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.
Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"
Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.
Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.
ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search
"We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."
General
The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.