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How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!

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How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

How many Alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side

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How do you find a blonde on reddit?

Look for the comments that just say "huh "

How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

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What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?

A Corps vet in a Corvette.