How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.

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How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop

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How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns!

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.

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What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.