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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?

He liked to chop and change!

How many recruits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards.

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What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.