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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!

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Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.