How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

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How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

Why was the germiphobe scared of coins?

Because he was afraid of change.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.

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Who is an archaeologist?

One whose career is in ruins.

Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up

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How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"