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How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

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Why don't Americans like their dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb?

Light? What's that?

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How Many Dragonball Z Characters Does it Take to Screw in a Light-bulb?

Just one, but it will take 4 episodes.

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

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How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

Who is an archaeologist?

One whose career is in ruins.

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What are the three "O"s of bad driving?

Old. Oriental. Ovaries.

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"