Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.
One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!
One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up
One whose career is in ruins.
Because they cant find dates
One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.
His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.