How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

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How many Alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

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How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

How many sound guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, two... One, two.

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What is an archaeologist?

Someone who's career is in ruins!

Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?

Because his career was in ruins

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What did Thomas Jefferson grow?

Old.

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.