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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is a Cannibal?

Someone who is fed up with people.

What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What what Juan's twin sister named?

I don't know, Juana guess

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

Idk Jokes More Idk Jokes

What happens when I die?

Idk...

How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A chainsaw can be tuned.

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

Why was the mechanic sad he had to replace a wheel bearing?

It was da-press-in.

How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

Instrument Jokes More Instrument Jokes

What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.