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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

Do you know what the word 'was' was initially?

Before was was was was was is.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Idk Jokes More Idk Jokes

What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

What's the range of an accordion?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

Why was the mechanic sad he had to replace a wheel bearing?

It was da-press-in.

Instrument Jokes More Instrument Jokes

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

What instrument does the uterus play?

The fallopian tuba.