Why won't people know when you replace ...

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's your strong suit?

Oh, you know, The Hulk costume.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

Whats the word im looking for?

You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What's the opposite of marshmellow?

Well, I guess it would be marshmadness

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

Idk Jokes More Idk Jokes

What will i do when i die?

Idk!

What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A chainsaw can be tuned.

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

Instrument Jokes More Instrument Jokes

Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?