Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

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Who is missing an egg?

There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

How do people with acid reflux complain?

Errr mer GERD

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How do you get out of a Russian prison?

You have Vladmir Putin a word for you.

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

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What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

What's the range of an accordion?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

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How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.

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What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

What instrument does the Irish chemist play?

The boron.