Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

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When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

People Jokes More People Jokes

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

What's a word that no matter how much you spelled it, it always wrong?

Wrong, the word is wrong

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

What does a vegetable get in bowling?

A-spare-I-guess

Idk Jokes More Idk Jokes

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

Instrument Jokes More Instrument Jokes

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

What instrument was the predecessor to the tuba?

The oneba