Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

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How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

What's your stand on renewable energy?

I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan.

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What is the difference between Digg and Reddit?

People can Voat.

How many people live in the lower part of Italy?

There are literally Sicilians.

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How good are you at PowerPoint?

I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."

What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs

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Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

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What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks.

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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

What's the range of an accordion?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

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What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

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What instrument does the Irish chemist play?

The boron.

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.