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How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

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How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

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Why are all the archaeologists single?

Because they cant find dates

What do you call Kurt Russel playing an archaeologist?

Kurt Fossil

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

What did Thomas Jefferson grow?

Old.