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Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

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What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

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How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

Who is an archaeologist?

One whose career is in ruins.

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Why is a baby like an diamond?

Because it's a dear little thing.

What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

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What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.