Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

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How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?

She doesn't, she's dead

What did the messed up psychologist have for dinner?

Freud rice.

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What do you call Kurt Russel playing an archaeologist?

Kurt Fossil

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

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Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

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What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.