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Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

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What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

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What did the Italian man with dementia have for dinner?

Forgetti Bolognese.

What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

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Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?

Because his career was in ruins

Who is an archaeologist?

One whose career is in ruins.

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What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

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Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.