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Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

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How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What did the doctor say to the angry midget?

I'm going to ask you to be a little patient.

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How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

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What is an archaeologist?

Someone who's career is in ruins!

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

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What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

Carbon Dating Jokes More Carbon Dating Jokes

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.