Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

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Shore.

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Simple, they just ask "ASL?"

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What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

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Because he got the cold shoulder.

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How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

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What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.