Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

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What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems

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Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

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What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure

What's the Top Job Requirement for Deep Sea Diver Position?

Ability to work under pressure.

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Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.