Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

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Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

Why was the archeologist depressed?

Because his career was in ruins

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

Diamond Jokes More Diamond Jokes

Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.