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Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

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What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

Why are rich people so concerned with etiquette?

Because they have a lot of manors.

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What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

Why was the dolphin keeper depressed?

Because he had no porpoise.

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Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

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What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.