Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

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What's gray and all around?

Everything. I'm a dog.

What do dogs have that no other animal has?

Puppy dogs!

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What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

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Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

Diamond Jokes More Diamond Jokes

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.