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Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it!

Man Good Friend Jokes More Man Good Friend Jokes

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

Who is a man's best friend?

The sock, he's always there in hard times.

Diamond Jokes More Diamond Jokes

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.