Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments?

Labs!

What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up.

What did the man say while holding a square clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

Man Good Friend Jokes More Man Good Friend Jokes

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

Diamond Jokes More Diamond Jokes

What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.