Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

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What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

What side of the dog has the most fur?

The Outside.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

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Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

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Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.