Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

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What do you say when a dog runs away?

Dog-gone!

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who makes fart scented candles?

Incense-itive

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

Man Good Friend Jokes More Man Good Friend Jokes

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

Diamond Jokes More Diamond Jokes

Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.