Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.
Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.
A ruff draft.
He wanted to feed the mouse.
The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.
The sock, he's always there in hard times.
Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?
Because I couldn't find a fake car.
Because it's a dear little thing.
