Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog in a diving bell?

A sub-woofer

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-Nile.

Man Good Friend Jokes More Man Good Friend Jokes

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

Diamond Jokes More Diamond Jokes

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car.