Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

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How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

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Why doesn't Casper have any children?

He has a hollow-weiner.

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

Halloweenie Jokes More Halloweenie Jokes

What do you find in a pumpkins pants?

A Halloweenie!

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)