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Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

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What if she drinks too much, or gets high?

Me: You really aren't my kid are you

Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

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What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

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Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!