Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

Casper Jokes More Casper Jokes

What's green and walks through walls?

Casper the Friendly Pickle.

Why doesn't Casper have any children?

He has a hollow-weiner.

Halloweenie Jokes More Halloweenie Jokes

Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

What do you find in a pumpkins pants?

A Halloweenie!