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Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

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Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

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Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

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What are baby witches called?

Halloweenies.

What do you find in a pumpkins pants?

A Halloweenie!