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Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

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How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

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What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!

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Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

What are baby witches called?

Halloweenies.