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Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

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What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

Where do children that die home alone go?

HEAVEN!!

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What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?

Lazy bones.

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Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

What are baby witches called?

Halloweenies.