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Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

What's black, grey, and red all over?

A gorilla with a child in the enclosure.

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What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger

What did one ghost say to another ghost?

Do you believe in people

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What are baby witches called?

Halloweenies.

Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie