Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

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What do you call children who are afraid of Santa?

They are Clausaphobic

Why do Asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

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Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

Halloweenie Jokes More Halloweenie Jokes

What do you find in a pumpkins pants?

A Halloweenie!

What are baby witches called?

Halloweenies.