Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

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What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

Yesallwomen

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

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What does the ghost of Al Pacino say?

Boo-ah!

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

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What do you find in a pumpkins pants?

A Halloweenie!

Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!