Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

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What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

Why was the lightning bug unhappy?

Because her children were not very bright.

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What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

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Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie